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Create an emergency preparedness plan.

“ Well the Pink Panther would say for emergencies, ‘ exit stage right’

“ Everyday the king I work for embarrasses himself. We’re big fans of the 1st Amendment and transparency. I want the American dog owners to understand what’s being done in their name. How is it The king is the only one that can have free speech! That is supported by his Fox news stations!

Ihip News has the real story backed up by the King talking into a microphone. He is getting booed!Pure phoney!”

“ It is tiring to put everything on Facebook Posts. Lots of non-issues. Such as Who broke his elevator. But the one on the side worked.

Why is he not getting the Red Carpet?

Why is he attacking his people and declaring war on the serfs who make his food that he devours and fattens him up?

He might give himself a heart attack. He doesn’t seem to care about his life.

“The King is the one making terrible decisions and yet no one can comment. He doesn’t need his people to pump up his ego and pay for a new ballroom. That is a gift dog owners don’t want to give! Dogs are losing their food.”

“ over a United Federation Wrestling Match at the white palace on the front yard. Not appropriate!

So my emergency plan is to sneak away when the he is snoring but then this photo couldn’t have been made. He thinks he owns me!

The older he gets the more he sleeps and slurs his words. The older he gets the more childish he gets. Please give him a potty chair and tell him his room is waiting somewhere else for him, forever!

This is the time to go and hide in woman’s purses. Remember I am not a Gold Digger searching purses.

Remember it is the King that is a Gold Digger! . If it gets to crazy I will seek refuge in Canada or Mexico. Hope someone can take me to their country. Would love to see the Maple Leaf and beavers. I am tired of the bald Eagle. a bold King losing his mind!”

Even the biographer, the Wolf has the goods on the King to make him a fool! Everyday King Orange is doing another deranged thing!

“ Now the King wants to meet the Samoyed in Alaska. Will this be another Seward’s Folley. Is he doing a land grab for getting Siberia? The King thinks greeting the Samoyed, owner is good. No! Why is he Putin up the Ritz with joy? “

Will I be needing a bodyguard, or can I disagree with the Samoyed or will I get mauled.

I think this Parade is now on Alaskan soil! He was reluctant in calling the guards on the storming of the Capital!”

Geesh! Starting to bark F” words as he grabs microphones as in his rallies. Wonder if he pays for attendance to see him. “Good grief!”

“They Gotta to remove the King!

“ Here he is with a rented family member. I warned them but they should be protesting!