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What is your favorite sport?

“ Since my friend and I have paws and four legs we love soccer. we love to kick a soccer ball. Never have to worry about our hands unlike our owners.

I know the St. Bernard would be the goalie. My Pyrenees family are the fullback. The sporting group are good as halfbacks. The Greyhounds and Whippwts are fast enough to play the forwards”

“ The Bull Dogs can’t be on the field because of breathing problems and they cannot run the distance. So they end up as the mascots. The Georgia Team knows this. The colors are red and ashen black. The Scotties at Carnegie Mellon University where tartan kilts and do the halftime show.”

“ Unfortunately they wear kilts that show off their legs.”

Sometimes the Divas take the stage to perform, they cannot sing but move around on stage.”