How much would you pay me to go to the moon?

“ Going to the moon with my friends the Pug, the ShiTzu and even the Pekingese is a ridiculous question”
Do you have to ask?.
“ First of all we have breathing problems here on Earth. Can you imagine going to the moon, dust in our lungs. We don’t like dusty Garages. Even a dusty Garage would have some air. I have yet to see a Garage on the moon!
“ There are no drum-lines nor Marching Bulldogs nor halftime shows.”
“ Nor Bull Dog races at the horse track. I saw my cousin, Tank place 9th.”
“ The moon has nothing good for Bull Dogs! So, what if there is a Man on the Moon!”
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